eeevie21:

-Hugs Charlie- Noo noo…Charlie you can’t be your Mom. I don’t know the woman, but I do know you. You’ll do what’s right for you and your life and you won’t feel the need to nag anyone about it. You’re not a victim of circumstance Charlie. Shhh c’mon I need to get to a place where I…

Do you have a second bathroom? I might be puking too in the morning…hahaha I’ll hold your hair and you puke then you hold mine and I puke. -Laughs dunkenly, and foes off with Charlie.- 

eeevie21:

Whoa…this is fucking heavy Charlie. Let’s have a sit here. -sits down in the middle of where ever they are- Let’s um think about the options here. Because you have them, yes it’s a shock but you gotta get over that and deal with the issue at hand or else you know..baby popping out…

-Hugs Charlie- Noo noo…Charlie you can’t be your Mom. I don’t know the woman, but   I do know you. You’ll do what’s right for you and your life and you won’t feel the need to nag anyone about it. You’re not a victim of circumstance Charlie. Shhh c'mon I need to get to a place where I can black out and you need rest. Right now, nothing has happened.   Nothing is ruined. Think of it at being crossroads. This is where you make the choice. But you need to think about it…not react. Think. But do it with Shane. Both of you will figure this out…you both have to. You’re fucking Charlie Hawthorne…you will do in the end what’s right for you. It’s just a it fucking you know…scary.

charliehawthorne:

eeevie21:

Oh man. Aren’t you? I mean, I thought we were doing the excited thing? I can to the friend concerned for your uterus thing and I can take you to planned parenthood tomorrow? You um…you should tell him either way.

Evie… I’m not old enough to drink. Do you honestly think I’m…

Whoa…this is fucking heavy Charlie. Let’s have a sit here. -sits down in the middle of where ever they are- Let’s um think about the options here. Because you have them, yes it’s a shock but you gotta get over that and deal with the issue at hand or else you know..baby popping out of you like a log ride or something. 

charliehawthorne:

eeevie21:

Oh fuck? -Cracks up- Hahahaha well that must have given the gyno a start! Whoa…just congrats to you. I mean if it were me…eee get the thing outta me. But you, you’ve got that happy aura thing happening. How’s Shane with the news? Shocked? -Yawns-

I… I don’t know how to answer that since we haven’t really talked about it. -she smiles at Evie- At least someone is excited about this thing.

Oh man. Aren’t you? I mean, I thought we were doing the excited thing? I can to the friend concerned for your uterus thing and I can take you to planned parenthood tomorrow? You um…you should tell him either way. 

eeevie21:

What? -Evie stops in her tracks and stares at Charlie, her mouth literally hanging open- Oh my…fucking OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking fuck…-points to Charlie’s for now flat tummy- Whoa…like you’ve got a live fucking sea monkey in there? -practically Charlie into a…

Oh fuck? -Cracks up- Hahahaha well that must have given the gyno a start! Whoa…just congrats to you. I mean if it were me…eee get the thing outta me. But you, you’ve got that happy aura thing happening. How’s Shane with the news? Shocked? -Yawns-

charliehawthorne:

eeevie21:

I can walk really? See…-walks albeit in zig zag pattern- I’m upright and mobile! Ewwwww why would you give birth? So what’s the news?

I just gave you the news, hun. I’m knocked up.

What? -Evie stops in her tracks and stares at Charlie, her mouth literally hanging open- Oh my…fucking OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking fuck…-points to Charlie’s for now flat tummy- Whoa…like you’ve got a live fucking sea monkey in there? -practically Charlie into a Bear hug and starts to cry a little- That’s the best fucking thing…the most beautiful thing I’ve heard all day. I mean…how are you taking the news of the wee sea monkey?

eeevie21:

I’m bullet proof! I can handle anything! Ew did you …did you just spit? Don’t be vulgar Charlie. -Cracks up- Says the girl who had half if New York in her mouth! -falls down laughing at herself- Ok ok…I’m fine…really! I just had a bit to drink .Went to the bowery to check out this…

I can walk really? See…-walks albeit in zig zag pattern- I’m upright and mobile! Ewwwww why would you give birth? So what’s the news?

charliehawthorne:

eeevie21:

-Giggles- Charlie you have no idea how many people’s mouths I’ve had in my mouth! -whispers- Don’t tell…-giggles- I love my new job! Did I tell you that? I’m going and on…how are you darlin’?

Ugh, tell me about it… -she spit on the ground- Okay Evie, how much did you drink tonight? I am fine honey, just… okay, yeah. I have news for you, but I don’t think you would be able to handle them right now.

I’m bullet proof! I can handle anything! Ew did you …did you just spit? Don’t be vulgar Charlie. -Cracks up- Says the girl who had half if New York in her mouth! -falls down laughing at herself- Ok ok…I’m fine…really! I just had a bit to drink .Went to the bowery to check out this new band, nice chaps. Just a few drinks is all. So what’s the news? 

charliehawthorne:

eeevie21:

I’ll kiss him too! I’ll kiss all my friends, even the ones I hate! I’ll kiss them forever because ugh people are just so infinitely…-grabs Charlies and lays on her. A fierce, but sloppy kiss- 

Oh no honey, I won’t let you do that. That man is mine, alright? -gasps when Evie kisses her.- I huh… Wow, I didn’t think you would actually do that. Okay Evie, let’s take you back to my apartment.

-Giggles- Charlie you have no idea how many people’s mouths I’ve had in my mouth! -whispers- Don’t tell…-giggles- I love my new job! Did I tell you that? I’m going and on…how are you darlin’?

caitlin-hunt:

eeevie21:

Hey hey hey don’t offer or else I just might take you up on the offer. What would Ryder say!? Or is she thrown into this deal too?? -cracks up-

Whoa! Someone needs to take a good deep breathe, don’t you think? I was just kidding. Ryder wouldn’t be happy to know about it…If it ever happens. *sips Bourbon*

What would happen? A threesome? Those aren’t for the faint of heart. I’ll tell ya that much. -Orders another drink- How long have you and your lady been a couple?